Monday, September 29, 2014

Rick and Morty

It's still about nine months until the 2nd season of Rick and Morty starts. Summer 2015, they said. That's just terrible. Terrible. I don't know if I can make it that long. What a sad and gray world we live in, right? Wait... what? What did you say?

What's Rick and Morty?

In a nutshell, this show is amazing.

Amazing. It's one of my favorite things ever. Incredibly high-concept, fast-paced, sharp as a tack, it's everything you want from a show like Doctor Who, but without all the crap you don't want that you usually get in spades. Plus, it's one of the most ridiculously funny things ever. Seriously, I can't talk enough about how clever and funny and crazy imaginative this show is, so I won't try. Here, @FilmCritHulk did a fantastic write-up on the show awhile back over at Badass Digest, you should read it. Ignore the All-Caps; it's an intentional thing. They're there to make you take your time, so you might think about what you're reading. And you should, because he's very insightful for a Hulk.


As far as the show goes, it's a pretty easy set-up, really. It's kind of like the continuing adventures of Doc Brown and Marty Mcfly, if Doc Brown was a more successful inventor and actually kind of a mad scientist, plus way more belligerent and sarcastic and aggressive, and often really drunk. And if he were Marty's Grandfather too. And if Marty was more of a nervous geek. Basically.

Except that's not the point of the show at all and there's never any references to Back to the Future in any of the episodes whatsoever. At least, none that I saw. So forget I said all that. But also keep it in mind, as sort of a touchstone...

Whatever. Here, this gif will better explain what the show is like...

Rick and Morty is a show about family. It's about grandsons and grandfathers. It's about inter-dimensional port stations with ridiculously strict security screening requirements. It's about sentient booger men who are born, live, and then die, like a candle in the wind...


Rick                                                        Morty

Beth                                              Jerry                                          Summer

All right then, ready? Let's watch the opening credits...

See? It's like Doctor Who, but without all the crying and the "feelz" and is actually funny and imaginative and well written... ahem... Anyway, the first season is done and available all over and like I said, there's still more than enough time to catch up on the all of the episodes before the second season hits the airwaves with a type of righteous awesomeness not seen since the days of hair metal guitar solos. What? Too busy? No time? You gotta make some time, fool! You'll thank me.

Still unsure? Don't worry, I got ya' covered. Try browsing through my handy-dandy episode guide, just to whet your appetite. Kind of like an amuse-bouche before digging in.


1. Pilot
“I’m gonna need you to stick these Mega-seeds up your butt, Morty. Way up there.”

Rick introduces his grandson Morty to the seemingly endless beauty that is the Multiverse, the wonders of inter-dimensional travel, and the dangers of cosmic smuggling. Meanwhile, back at home Beth and Jerry debate whether or not to put Rick in an old folks’ home and Summer mourns a classmate who was frozen to death and then shattered, that Rick had NOTHING to do with...

*Note: The 1st episode is not the best one, either in quality or as an example of the show, just fyi...

2. Lawnmower Dog
“Where are my testicles, Summer? Where are my testicles?”

Rick makes the family dog smarter in order to keep Jerry, Beth, and Summer occupied while he and Morty attempt to “inception” Morty's math teacher into raising his grades, but end up being chased deep into dreamland by the nightmare monster man, Scary Terry. But is Scary Terry really a monster, or is he just misunderstood? Back at home, Snowball figures out how to boost his own intelligence to genius levels, and—upon seeing the oppression his canine brothers and sisters toil under—becomes a world-conquering revolutionary bent on enslaving all mankind…and getting some revenge for his missing testicles.

3. Anatomy Park
“Don’t worry about your Christmas, Jerry, I’ll be with Reuben in my workshop while you guys are out here having another day in Phil Collin’s proverbial—urp!—paradise.”

It’s Christmas time again and Jerry is determined to make it a traditional one. Unfortunately, his parents have brought their new young lover to Christmas dinner. Plus, this new young lover is black, so Jerry is finding it difficult to complain and not end up looking like a racist. Meanwhile, Rick has shrunk Morty down and injected him inside a dying homeless Santa named Reuben—a man Rick has built an amusement park inside of—in an attempt to save Rick's investment after all of the diseases escape from their enclosures, threatening the entire park. But when Reuben dies, Rick only has one option left. Christmas is definitely in danger of being ruined, until the giant naked corpse of a bum in a santa hat is spotted floating in orbit...

4. M. Night Shaym-Aliens
“If there’s a wiener on that monitor, I swear to God, Stu…”

Jerry is having the best day of his entire life, he's succeeding at work and he got to make love to his wife. Unfortunately, he's actually trapped in a massive computer simulation. Y'see, the Igerians—the galaxy’s least successful species of con artists—will do anything to get their hands on Rick’s recipe for concentrated dark matter, including imprisoning him in a holographic simulation of his life. But they didn't count on Jerry accidentally getting brought along. Too bad the Igerians are all really uncomfortable with nudity…

5. Meeseeks and Destroy
“I’m Mr. Meeseeks, look at me! I just wanna die!”

After being forced to kill evil clone versions of his family that were possessed by demons from an alternate dimension’s future, Morty wants to quit adventuring. To mollify the boy, Rick lets Morty choose the next adventure, and as a result, a Jelly Bean King attempts to molest Morty in a Public Restroom. Back home, things get even weirder as Jerry, Beth, and Summer try out a Mr. Meeseeks box, a device that creates happy blue men whose entire purpose is to fix the one problem you ask them to fix so that they can then die. Unfortunately, Jerry asks his Mr. Meeseeks to fix his golf game and Meeseeks aren't supposed to stick around more than a few hours or they start to lose it a bit...

6. Rick Potion #9
“Thank God? God’s turning people into insect monsters, Beth. I’m the one who’s beating them to death. Thank me.”

Jerry and Beth work on their marriage while Morty gets ready for a school dance. He's crushing hard on Jessica, a girl at school, so he pesters Rick into making him a Love Potion. Unfortunately, it’s also flu season and there are some unforeseen side effects. Soon the entire world has violently mutated into insect creatures who want to mate with Morty and then kill him, and then Rick ends up accidentally turning them all into shambling Cronenbergian horrors. Rick and Morty are forced to flee to another dimension, and then, well… things get a little dark, but hey… at least Beth and Jerry are able to repair their marriage in the ruins of the old world.

7. Raising Gazorpazorp
“Great, now I have to take over a whole planet because of your stupid boobs.”

Morty badgers Rick into buying him an alien sexbot as a souvenir, but after humping the shit out of it all day, it turns out the sexbot is actually a baby-maker and Morty ends up fathering a half-Morty, half-alien baby obsessed with war and growing quickly. Meanwhile, Summer sees her chance to go on an adventure with Rick. He isn’t interested, because girls are lame, but shit happens and the two end up on the baby’s home-world. There they find a planet of men warring and killing and humping sex-bots all day, all of it controlled by an evolved society of women. Unfortunately, Rick farts in the ladies’ presence—big time—sentencing both he and Summer to death, and only Summer’s really super cute top can save them.

8. Rixty Minutes
“I’m better than your brother. I’m a version of your brother you can trust when he says: Don’t run. Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everyone is going to die. Come watch TV.”

After being forced to endure the Bachelor, Rick upgrades the TV so the family can watch shows from all over the Multi-verse: A movie about a guy eating a bowl of shit, the world news from a dimension run by the Hamsters living in people’s butts, cop shows like Baby Legs Detective, a crime show from a world of intelligent corn, even the non-stop action extravaganza that is Ball Fondlers. But while Rick and Morty are enthralled by the endless possibilities, Beth and Jerry discover their lives are much better in most of the alternate dimensions, while Summer simultaneously discovers she had been aborted in those same dimensions. The implication is clear. She decides to run away and only Morty can get her to stay, and only by sharing a dark secret and a hard-learned insight.

9. Something Ricked This Way Comes
“Grandpa! Go home and drink!”

Summer is feeling neglected and gets a part-time job in a creepy thrift shop run by a man named Mr. Needful. It turns out that he’s the Devil and is giving away cursed items, because... evil. Rick decides to fuck with the guy and sets up a shop across the street to remove the curses off of the items. The battle of wills between Rick and Mr. Needful ultimately leads to the Devil trying to commit suicide and Summer arrives just in time to save him. But is this just another one of the Devil’s evil tricks? Will it lead to Rick and Summer bonding in the most awesome way possible? Meanwhile Jerry has decided to help Morty with his Science Project and declares Pluto to be a planet again, an announcement that makes the Plutonians very happy…

10. Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind
“Wherever you find people with their heads up their ass, someone wants a piece of your grandpa.”

All across the Multi-verse, Ricks are being murdered and Mortys are being kidnapped. The Council of Ricks—a gathering of alternate world Ricks—detain Rick, believing him responsible. Rick and Morty promptly shoot their way free, leading the other Ricks on a chase across dimensions. It’s gets weird, man, there’s chairs ordering take-out phone dinners on cellular pizzas while sitting on humans… The Council of Ricks end up staking out Beth and Jerry’s house, and Jerry makes friends with the idiot Rick from the shit-eating universe. The other Ricks taunt them. Meanwhile, Rick and Morty have a falling out because Rick is often a jerk, but before they can make up, they discover an Evil Rick hiding beneath a dome covered by hundreds of nude and continually tortured Mortys. While Evil Rick monologues at the captured Rick, Morty leads the other Morty’s in revolt. The Council of Ricks show up for Evil Rick, but soon realize maybe it wasn't Evil Rick behind it all… maybe it was an Evil Morty?

11. Ricksy Business
“Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!”

Jerry and Beth go on a Titanic-themed date. Jerry is super excited. Beth is not, so she has an employee stand in for her, but the woman tries to rape Jerry in the old-timey car like in the movie. Meanwhile, Summer and Rick throw a massive party, despite Beth promising to cancel all future adventures if there’s any problems. This pisses off Morty, because Rick doesn’t seem to care. The party has the usual suspects: Glip-glorp, Brad, Squanchy, Birdperson, Gearhead, Bling-blong, even Jessica, Morty’s crush. Morty gets distracted and accidentally sends the party to a Testicle Monster dimension. To save the party, Rick sends Morty and Abradolph Lincler—the failed cloned mix of Hitler and Lincoln—to unwittingly score drugs. Realizing this, Morty loses it and shuts the party down, and only Birdperson can help Morty realize the deep bond he and his Grandpa share. In the end, Summer, Rick and Morty freeze time in order to clean the house before Jerry and Beth come home, and take a break to watch Titanic. They all agree: It’s a terrible movie.

And that's it, bitches! That's the first season! Watch the show, it's great! WOOOO!


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