Thursday, March 22, 2012

Cifiscape Vol. 2

The new Cifiscape is here! The new Cifiscape is here! Come quick! The new Cifiscape is here!


That's right, cats and kittens, the long wait is over. The day has finally come. Today. Right now. You can buy your very own copy of Cifiscape Volume 2 which includes a short story by yours truly!

I may have mentioned this before. 

Click HERE or HERE to get a copy, something of your very own to take home, to hug on cold nights and to love--maybe even more than your own children eventually--and to just, you know, spend some quality time with. It's something to just enjoy being yourself with, just you and some good stories. Cifiscape Volume 2 doesn't judge you. Read it in your underwear, Cifiscape Volume 2 doesn't care. Cifiscape Volume 2 loves you, man, unconditionally. It'll change your life, I promise (wink, point, smile).

Get your copy now.

I mean, you want to be well-read and fan-ready for the Big Book Launch, right? You don't want to be unprepared, do you? What if you get there and everyone has their own copy and shit and they all look at you like: "You're no true Cifiscape Volume 2 fan." What do you say to that? What CAN you say to that? Think of the shame... What's that? You didn't know about the Big Book Launch? What? Tsk, tsk. Click HERE, friends, click HERE... It's ok, there's still time.

See you there.


Available for autographs,
Jon

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