Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I see London, I see France


Whoa...

This is the dirtiest photo I have ever seen. Its like... implied porn. This photo is the sum visual totality of dirty, dirty, dive bar sex.

This is a screen-shot captured from Michael Bay's latest turd-fest, Transformers 2: Revenge of Stupid Crap Again! And this is, perhaps, the movie's one bright spot. It's a family film, obviously, PG-13, and during this scene, young boys all over the country will suddenly and irrevocably be made into men. Imagine it, if you can: a mass and simultaneous de-virginization by Super Hot Sex-Robot Megan Fox. It will be a moment that will come to define a generation.

Oh, to be young again...

Just look at her... look at her... pretending to "fix" that motorcycle like she knows what she's doing... that's some good acting right there folks, fucking Oscar time.... I bet she smells like a stripper, nothing but sweat, baby powder and strawberry body spray.

I have never wanted a motorcycle more in my entire life...

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