Thursday, April 23, 2009

It’s a Three-way!

Oh. My. God.

Ladies and Gentlemen, much like the owner of this blog, this is kind of a big deal! Personally, I don’t think anything could ever be this exciting! Yes, hope has arrived! Yes, times were dark. Yes, the braless and bouncing hordes had taken over. Yes, those unrestrained and massive mounds had cast the King from his gilded and Google Searched Throne. Yes, we had suddenly found ourselves living beneath the long and dark shadow of those great jiggly titties. Yes, true, it wasn’t that unpleasant a prospect as far as possible futures go, but that future is quite suddenly in doubt, for…

The King has returned!

Today, I glanced at the keyword search and low and behold: Shocker! Never one to be counted out... after all this is a man who once walked through Bedford Stye alone... Billy Joel is back and attempting to reassert his claim! And even better, the clarion call of the trumpets sounded out with our plight and a hero answered the call, a man more than willing to take on free range boobies: Nathan Fillion has re-appeared and is making a bid for the Throne!

YAY!

It’s a Three-way, a dead heat for the title:

The Piano Man...



And Captain Mal...


Versus Braless boobies...







Who will emerge victorious? Who? Rest assured, gentle readers, my nails will be gnawed down to nubs before this is all over!

So Exciting!

6 comments:

zoey said...

nice touch using drew's infamous bra-less TV appearance to illustrate "braless" but i'd hardly call those "bouncy"....lead balloons don't bounce. they smother and crush and yes they could easily break a man's nose like the stripper's, who was sued by a man after breaking his snoz during an overzealous lapdance.

Jon said...

I wanted a bit of a variety, see some guys search for braless, others search for big, while some search for both and the rest? Well, the rest just don't care... as long as it's titty.

zoey said...

just emailed you.

Jon said...

sweet. Thanks

Michel said...

I've started checking my google searches too.
1. Evan Michael Hurt, my nephew who died. Super weird, right? According to the map-view-thingamabob, the people googling him aren't from any place where my family members live. So who is it? There must be some other EMH out there.
2. Shi Pei-Pu. I'm actually the 4th thing to come up on google. Ha! A thin patina of legitimacy.
I'm going to try and get into Noah's analytics and see what his are. Probably something totally nuts.

Jon said...

I bet Noah's has to do with Tweed...