Thursday, October 30, 2014

A Tale of Momentum and Inertia

Today, we've just got something light and fun.

At only a minute long, A Tale of Momentum and Inertia is a short film by the animation studio House Special. It's the simple tale of a Rock Monster who tries to save a small town from getting crushed by a boulder and ends up learning a valuable lesson as a result. Filled with drama, action, and a wicked sense of humor, this is definitely worth taking a minute out of your day to watch.

Seriously. This is good stuff.

Hilarious. I love it.


Wednesday, October 29, 2014


The unoffical short film week continues!

Today we have a joint effort from Director Tomek Baginski and the European Space Agency that stars Aidan Gillen, who you might know from the movie Shanghai KnightsAmbition tells the story of a Master and his Apprentice using the rubble and ruin of the Wastelands to create a Universe. How did someone like Littlefinger end up in this random six and a half minute short film? I have no idea. Also, why is the ESA involved? Again: No idea, but I would guess it's probably due to the mention of the Rosetta Probe Comet mission, an odd detail which leads me to suspect that some of the nerds over at the ESA got scammed out of a portion of their funding by your typical opportunistic Hollywood cool guy--I imagine a moment akin to something out of Van Wilder... But then, Baginski was nominated for the Best Short Film Oscar in 2003 for Katedra, so there's that too. It didn't win, of course, but it is an impressive thing to have on one's resume. Something like that can go a long ways toward convincing folks to pony up some cash for a project, and it looks like the ESA has done just that, in spades. Either way, here were are, and the only question that really matters is simple: Does Ambition have what it takes to end up fairing as well or better?

Let's watch and see what we think...

Not bad. Not bad at all. I really liked the kind of vague hints of world-building they had going on here. It was a nice mix, a little bit magical, a little bit super science. I really liked that. Iceland is an amazing looking place too, right? Like New Zealand, it seems to look like Heaven on Earth at one end and like the most alien place imaginable in another, and it's not that big a country. Littlefinger was great, but then he's always great, of course. The design and effects were surprisingly good. That might be enough to send it on to the Oscars actually. Maybe. Well, probably not. It's a bit lacking in the story department and, let's be honest, that's because it's mostly a humble-brag on the part of the ESA, right? Not that they don't deserve to brag a little, the Rosetta Probe is pretty fucking amazing, but yeah, that's pretty much what this is. Not that that really matters either, of course, because "humble brag that's light in the narrative department" or not, it's still pretty cool.

Also, I like the poster,

Tuesday, October 28, 2014


Today I've got a short film by Writer/Director Justin Tagg. It's called Mouse-X. It's about 15 minutes long, so clear a little time in your schedule. Hopefully it will be worth it.

Here's the synopsis: A man named Anderson wakes in a building with no idea where he is or how he got there. He slowly discovers that in each of the rooms are a thousand clones of himself, all of whom woke into the same mysterious scenario. To escape he needs to outwit his 'selves' whilst overcoming the realisation that he is not the only Anderson...

Boy... been there, amirite?

Let's check it out...

That was fun.

So, in the end, the film turns out to be your basic moebius loop sci-fi mystery with a heavy--but not too suffocating--Dark City feel. The simple set-up brings you up to speed on the rules quick enough and establishes the stakes so that the ending has the proper impact. I liked the end, it wasn't all that surprising really, once the film got underway, but sometimes all you've really got is the "Last Shot" punch when it comes to short films. They're just too short, y'know? I would have liked to have gotten a glimpse of who it was exactly that pulled him off the big air-bag. Was it more of him? Or was it someone else? That might have given a bit more closure to the set-up's whole mystery, maybe.

But all in all, it was pretty well done.

I really appreciate the small budget sci-fi projects that know they're a small budget sci-fi project and don't try to over-reach, y'know? Nothing kills a film dead quicker than when the seams are showing simply because they don't have the money, the lighting, or the talent to pull off their big space epic. Small first, people, big later. Write that shit down.

Not bad,

Monday, October 27, 2014

Future Relic 02

Today we have a short film by Daniel Arsham. It's called Future Relic 02. It's about a worker--played by James Franco--who spends his days underground, indexing and destroying objects from a past civilization. And that's just about all I've got on that. I mean, except for Franco, of course, I couldn't really find any information about this project at all, except what you just read and an overly arty website that wasn't any help at all to anyone.

But, y'know... Franco is cool, so let's check it out.

Yeah... That was sure something, huh? According to the legend of the press release, it took them four days to shoot that in Arsham's Brooklyn Studio. That last sentence is very illuminating after having seen the film, right? Yep. Anyway, so it's a little arty and unfocused, at least narrative-wise, but it looked good, so there's that. But other than that, there's not much else going on, I guess. In the end? Ephemeral wisps, people. Ephemeral wisps.

I suppose it's part of larger series, but... ppphhhbbbtttt...

A Freak AND a Geek,

Friday, October 24, 2014


Fortress is a short film (only 3 minutes!) by a Russian film maker named Dima Fedotof. He describes himself as a "CG Enthusiast from Russia." That's about all I could find on him... not that I tried that hard. Whatever. Here is the synopsis. I'm pretty sure English isn't his first language...

This is cartoon parable. Despite the fact that mankind is killed, the war still continues. War continued with automated system left by people. One of the last surviving bomber and its pilot still performs its task. The city is dead for a long time. Dead people who built it. Dead people who gave the order to destroy the city. And war will continue until subside echo of humanity.But life will always find a way to survive. Cassette bomb submunitions became a fortress for the grass.

Well... that sounds interesting... I think.

Let's check it out.

Huh... not bad, right? It looked cool, there was some good designs. He tried a little too hard for poignancy at the end, but his intention is good. So, yeah: Thumbs up. This was fun, short, and kinda cool. 4 stars. Would recommend.

What do you think?


Thursday, October 23, 2014

Films I'm looking forward to: Avengers: Age of Ultron

Obviously I'm looking forward to this movie.

Obviously. I mean, duh, right? It probably seems almost a little cliched at this point, huh? I'm sure when you saw your local Internet explode yesterday with news of the leaked trailer, the first thought in your mind was probably: "Jon is gonna shit." Well, congratu-fucking-lations, Carnac, because you were right: I watched the trailer and I totally shit. Totally.

Let's watch it again.


That right there is 100% pure awesome, people, that's what that is.

Granted, this is just a teaser, but from what I saw going on here (and from every little scrip and scrap of information I've read), this film is gonna be huge. Huge. And I can not wait. Seriously. What I see happening in this teaser, I can't believe it. It's all so familiar to me, and yet like nothing I have ever seen before. It's just so exciting to see it all realized. I'm sure some of you out there are like me, so you know, you understand, but for the rest of you, I don't think I can describe what it's like to see these things happening on film. Things like the Marvel movies, the Lord of the Rings films, and Game of Thrones on HBO, these are all things that for a long time were considered to be on the same list: The "Shit That's Never Gonna Happen" list. You loved them. You wanted to see them done, but they were just too big, too involved, too geeky. It just wasn't gonna happen. And for years, it seemed a pretty safe bet that none of them ever would. Honestly, even if/when one ever would get made, they'd end up under-funded, arbitrarily altered, terribly cast and written, in a word: they would suck, so you were almost afraid to see anyone even try.

And yet, now... here we are.

These favorite stories and characters have not only jumped off the "Never Gonna Happen" list, but they've done it bigger and better and more amazing than any of us could have ever dared hoped. Simply put, it's a great time to be a fan.

So, yeah... Anyway, what's the deal with this movie, you ask? Well, it breaks down like this... 

The Avengers have arrived and things will never be the same. Whether they want it or not, their very presence means they change everything, and the world has to scramble to keep up. They are powerful. They are strong. But that means greater threats, harder choices. With so much hanging in the balance with every decision, triumphs can easily become tragedies, and even the smallest mistake can end up destroying people, friendships, legacies. Everything.

Ultron has become self-aware. He does not approve.

And he has brought friends...

The Avengers are screwed. A new Age is upon them...

And it's gonna be awesome. Seriously, I apologize in advance, folks, because I'm probably gonna talk about this a few more times in the coming months.

I can't wait,

Friday, October 17, 2014

Films I'm looking forward to - Inherent Vice

With noticeable--and admittedly, perhaps avoidable--shades of Big Lebowski coming along for the ride, here is the latest from Paul Thomas Anderson. When it comes to his work, I am both a huge fan and not a fan at all. He generally makes movies I love, even if I never need to see the majority of them more than once. So, the art and beauty is high, but the re-watchability is low, I guess is what I'm saying. Not always, of course, but often. At least for me. Your own opinion may vary. Whatever the case, he's undoubtedly a fantastic film maker, and after seeing this trailer, I can't wait to see the film. Great cast. Great look. Seems funny. I'm interested. Inherent Vice is based on a book by Thomas Pynchon of the same title (available here). I haven't read it, but it's on my list now.

Here's the synopsis: It's been a while since Doc Sportello has seen his ex- girlfriend. Suddenly she shows up with a story about a plot to kidnap a billionaire land developer whom she just happens to be in love with. It's the tail end of the psychedelic sixties in L.A., and Doc knows that "love" is just another one of those words going around at the moment, like "trip" or "groovy," except that this one usually leads to trouble... 

I'm a sucker for a hard-luck PI, man. Especially in L.A. Jake. Fletch. Dude. And now Doc. Awesome. I love it. Now, unfortunately some people have taken to calling this type of film "Stoner Noir", but hopefully that's a term that never catches on, because it's stupid.

Fingers crossed. In the meantime, let's check out the trailer...

Can't wait.